promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

barriss:

M-rated fics that are nothing but cutesy fluff. 

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

phukers:

phukers:

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

schrodingers-fallen-angel:

hannahbrokaw:

bubbletube:

Actual proof that misha is in fact the antichrist

I will always love this

*snort* OH IF WESTBORO BAPTIST SAYS IT’S TRUE, THEN WE /MUST/ BELIEVE THEM

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

artsy-fallen-angel:

deanslaughter:

thatfunnyblog:

THIS IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS I CAN’T

Lucifer likes reading.

SATAN LIKE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS PASS IT ON

Of course he does, have you even read the book

Benedict Cumberbatch arrives at Comic Con on July 24, 2014 in San Diego, California.

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME